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Jumps,{19} the parish clerk of Saint Peter's, was instantly mounted on a
chair, at the head of the defunct schoolmaster, to recite the following
whim:--
Epitaph on a Glutton.
Beneath this table lie the remains of Fatty T***;
Who more than performed the duties of
An excellent eater, an unparalleled drinker, and
A truly admirable sleeper.
His stomach was as disinterested
As his appetite was good; so that
His impartial tooth alike chewed
The mutton of the poor,and
The turtle of the rich.
19 James James, alias Jemmy Jumps, alias the Oxford Caleb
Quotum, a stay-maker, and parish-clerk of Saint Peter le
Bailey--plays the violin to parties on water excursions,
attends public-house balls--is bellows-blower and factotum
at the music-room--attends as porter to the Philharmonic and
Oxford Choral Societies--is constable of the race-course
and race balls--a bill distributor and a deputy collector of
poor rates--calls his wife his _solio_. He often amuses his
companions at public-houses by reciting comic tales in
verse. A woman who had lost a relative desired Jemmy
Jumps to get a brick grave built.
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