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On the western side of Tom Quad, up one flight of stairs, by the
porter's aid I discovered the battered oaken door which led to the
_larium_ of my friend Echo: that this venerable bulwark had sustained
many a brave attack from besiegers was visible in the numerous bruises
and imprints of hammers, crowbars, and other weapons, which had covered
its surface with many an indented scar. The utmost caution was apparent
in the wary scout,{1}
1 A Scout, at Christ Church, performs the same duties for
ten or twelve students as a butler and valet in a
gentleman's family. There are no women bedmakers at any
college except Christ Church, that duty being performed by
the scout.
~133~~ who admitted me; a necessary precaution, as I afterwards found,
to prevent the prying eye of some inquisitive domine, whose nose has a
sort of instinctive attraction in the discovery of smuggled dinners.{2}
Within I found assembled half a dozen good-humoured faces, all young,
and all evidently partaking of the high flow of spirits and animated
vivacity of the generous hearted Tom Echo. A college introduction is one
of little ceremony, the surname alone being used,--a practice, which,
to escape quizzing, must also be followed on your card. "Here, old
fellows," said Tom, taking me by the hand, and leading me forwards to
his companions, "allow me to introduce an ex{3}-college man,--Blackmantle
of Brazennose, a freshman{4} and an Etonian: so, lay to him, boys;
he's just broke loose from the Land of Sheepishness,{5} passed Pupils
Straits{6} and the Isle of Matriculation{7} to follow Dads Will,{8} in
the Port of Stuffs{9}; from which, if he can steer clear of the Fields
of Temptation{10}
2 Smuggled dinners are private parties in a student's room,
when the dinner is brought into college from a tavern:
various are the ingenious stratagems of the togati to elude
the vigilance of the authorities: trunks, packing-boxes,
violoncello-cases, and hampers are not unfrequently directed
as if from a waggon or coach-office, and brought into
college on the shoulders of some porter.
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