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WHEN THE YOUNG LEAD THE YOUNG.
"Lady Nurse or Nursery Governess (young) wanted for post near
Ventnor, I.W., for boy 21/2 years. Experience, similar age, and
happy disposition essential."--_Weekly Paper._
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"Oxford, Tuesday.
The Royal Commission on Oxford and Cambridge Universities began
its Oxford session this afternoon in the Extermination Schools."
_Daily Paper._
_Absit omen!_
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THE CONSPIRATORS.
II.
MY DEAR CHARLES,--The Third International is not a Rugby football match.
It is a corporation of thrusters whose prospectus announces that it will
very shortly have your blood, having first acquired exclusive rights in
your money. Have you two acres and a cow? Have you seven pounds three
and threepence in the Post-Office Savings Bank? Have you any blood? Very
well, then; THIS CONCERNS YOU.
There was a meeting of shareholders in Moscow as recently as July last.
The Chairman said: "Gentlemen--I beg your pardon, Comrades,--I am happy
to be able to report promising developments.
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